Fellas, if you're on - we see you,
I will spin a yarn - we hear you,
That was told to me by able Seaman Jones.
We don't believe - you we know Seaman Jones.

Once he had the blues - he sailed.
So he took a cruise,
Far away from nightclubs and from saxophones.
Bi du - bi du - bi duuuuu
He said - yoho - I made a certain port.
Another port for Seaman Jones and,
And when you talk about real he-man sport

Oh yeah !

Talk to Seaman Jones.
Hot ginger and dynamite,
Theres nothing but that at night.
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy,
and the women wicky-wacky-woo.
The way they can entertain,
Would hurry a hurrycane

Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy,
and the women wicky-wacky-woo.

In Fujiyama you get a mommer
And your troubles increase.
In some pagoda she orders soda
The earth shakes milk shakes ten cents a piece.

They kissy and huggy nice,
By golly it's worth the price,
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy,
and the women wicky-wacky-woo.

Wheeeeee - wheeeeee - wheeeeee - wheeeeee!

With an ice cream cone and a bottle of tea,
You can rest all day by the hickory tree,
But when night comes 'long, oh gosh oh gee,
Oh mother-mother-mother-mother pin a rose on me.

wheeee!!!

When the day is warm,
You can keep in form.
With an ice cream cone beneath a parasol,
In Nagasaki - in Nagasaki

Every gentleman,
Has to use a fan,
And they only wear suspenders in the fall.
Suspenders ain't in fashion
That's why the girls don't think of rings and furs.
They only think of wicky-wacky-wicky-wacky-woo.
Gee - that's the grandest place I ever was.
Wicky-wacky-wicky-wacky-woo

They give you a carriage free.
The horses are japanee.
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy,
and the women wicky-wacky-woo.

They sit you upon the floor.
No wonder your pants get sore,
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy,
and the women wicky-wacky-woo.

Oh, sweet Kimona,
I pulled a boner,
I kept it up at high speed,
I got rheumatics
And then sciatics
Of halitosis that's guaranteed.

You must have to act your age,
Or wind up inside a cage.
Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy,
and the women wicky-wacky-woo.

Back in Nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy,
and the women ...
THE WOMEN WAAACKYY-WOO!